The End Of My Weekend

I guess this weekend has been productive...a lot of sitting around and laziness but a lot of it was with other people so I cannot complain. I actually finished The Pursuit of Happyness...finally. Will Smith never seems to let me down in his movies and I think that this story just goes to show us that people can work hard for what they want and not have things given to them...just saying..

So I did miss K-Ma this weekend...I don't know if I thought we had a bromance or something but I definately clicked with him. He isnt like the others of his kind. He is so bro-mazing in every bro-way. He is bro-tastic.

Your EncyclopediaDramatica random page of the day, and also weekend is:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ecstasy

ECSTASY...All I have to say about this one is: "Don't do the X"

It's Friday

Well today was an interesting day. Same old with school and everything but you know, I find that I get my best thinking time during school when I am supposed to be doing work thanks to my highly distractive mind. Anyways, I was thinking earlier that I may in fact be black but just like, an albino black and that is why I appear to be a white person. Probably and if that is true, like I believe it is, the way I talk and act would make much more sense.

So a movie I would like to see: Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World. It looks like a bad ass, video game-ish, fighting movie with love in it! And it is made by the guys who made Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz which are two awesome movies.

Here's a Youtube link to my peoples music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epd6-KZFOng

Picture of The Day

Here he is again...probably for the last time in the series of "I see myself in a mirror"

JESUS IS MY FRIEND

While surfing the great wide interwebs I came across this...

It is now one of my favorite songs. Very catchy if you ask me and I would high suggest you watch it. He taught to how to pray and how to save my soul. He taught me how to praise my God and still play rock and roll. Oh yes. Have Fun with this one.

CHAT ROULETTE

First off, WHAT A GREAT WEBSITE. At first, to talk to random people that I didn't know I would go into the streets and strike up a conversation with someone. Then the interweb, like a glorious present, sent me Omegle.com. On this I could strike up a convo with someone I didn't know in an instant messenger situation. Then , just as I thought that all the greatness that could ever be was in my life, a web-wizard somewhere created CHATROULETTE.com. I just adore this website. On it, you just keep talking to different people you don't know...Strangers!! It's so wonderful. Yes, you do see a penis every 1 in 10 videos but the rest makes up for it. You can, as I do, violently argue with another people or if you are lucky, a group of people. What are they going to do? Pull a friggin Samara and crawl through the screen? I dont think so. Also, if you are lucky, you may witness a very rare occurence...it is believed to be a 1 in 24,000 chance you will a Hot girl on Chatroulette but when you do, its like paradise..and I always click to the next video because the case is that most likely, they are fake! Oh chatroulette. How you amuse me. 

So, my advice--- Go to WWW.CHATROULETTE.COM and just have fun and don't worry about what other people think about you! You have the safety of a computer screen in front of you!

ED Random Page....AMV

If I wasn't clear enough yesterday when I wrote about how much I hated anime, the fates of encyclopediadramtica.com decide to make fun of me.

Your random page of the day from ED is of course, AMV's

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/AMV

For those of you who don't know what that is, an AMV is short for Anime Music Video and the name shouldn't fool you. It sounds just how is is...Terrible. Way back, years ago some kid decided that, "Hey! I am going to use scenes from crappy anime shows that I enjoy and create a music video out of them using a song I like and others may like. Although I may ruin the song experience for the listener after I make this, it is no care to me."

All I know is that I avoid these things on youtube or where ever else these pieces of crap may dwell.

K-MA

Okay well I said that I would have more about this kid and here he is...K-Ma! He is a genius for all of you that don't know him. He has got skills out the wazoo in just about anything you can think of. He plays the Bass or the Viola or the Violin or some orchestra related instrument in the school orchestra and yep, you guessed it, he is one of the best in the country. Along with that, all of the ladies always are crawling over him like flies and honey..or bears in honey or ants in honey. Either way, the girls can't seem to get enough of him and neither can I. What a great dude.

Real Pokemon

Okay so i was thinking...if Pokemon were actually real, then wouldn't it be bloodier than what the show tells us? Okay so hypothetical situation. Brock, the gym leader who uses rock type pokemon against Ash, our show's hero. Brock sends out an Onix while Ash sends out a Pikachu... first of all, the pikachu's electricity shouldn't have any effect what-so-ever plus Onix is a GIANT ROCK SNAKE. Pikachu is a pathetic little chinchilla looking thing. If Brock told his pokemon to use rock smash, then pikachu would be smashed into a pile of blood, gore, and bones. That's an injury not even Nurse Joy could fix. Also, can Pokemon die? I never understood that because in Lavender Town, there was the whole thing with the ghost of the mother Marowak and so how do pokemon die? Wouldn't it have to be old age if anything? Maybe Euthanasia..."Oh sorry Ash! Your Ponyta has a broken leg...he's worthless now." I actually might enjoy that if that was in the games.

Picture of The Day

So I just came across this photo and there are so many things to be said about it. 1, I love this kid. His name is K-Ma and he is my best friend in the whole wide world which is why there will be a section about him often from now on. and 2, this picture is just so amazing! I mean look at it! It reminds me of the old Greek tale of that white boy Narcissist falling in love with himself! I mean, if I looked like K-Ma I would love my reflection too, but still!

Lolz Cats/E.D. Article of Day

So if you have been on the internet in the last 5 to 10 years you should probably know what Lolz Cats are. I, personally love them and their super language that has emerged. It is similar to english but well, its funnier and more fun to talk in! I am going to start talking in it more

OH HAI GUYZ! THIZ HEER IZ HOWE EYEZ TOCKS IN LOLZ CATS! MYE GRAMMUH MYTE B OFF BUT NO WUN CAYRZ LOLZ. TUHDAYZ RANDUM ARTIKEL OV THU DAYE OFF ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA.COM IZ ROFLCOPTER!!

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ROFLCOPTER

"A roflcopter is not only a new inventive way for nubz to "roll on the floor laughing" while not moving their ass out of their damn chairs, but also a new form of flight. It has often been argued that rolling on the floor laughing will not in fact make you fly, but keep dreaming you fat f**ks"

OH LAWDY!! ROFLCOPTERz iz fuhn two wotch!

Gay Dolphins

A fellow Blogger of mine told me about a story of gay dolphins. Interested, I looked it up and sure enough, i found a video. Thanks Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0vGamcQIYs

The dolphins are very affectionate creatures. I am so glad the sea is filled with these majestic, flaming creatures. Now, when I am swimming in the ocean I will not only have to worry about getting eaten by sharks but also being forced into relations with a dolphin. Also, dont trust these things when you are drowning..They may "save" you but they are just looking for certain 'thank you' gifts you can give them while riding them. Gross, I know. Anyways, this video said that some have a bond because they have been together for most of their life and become partners..Some even share a female dolphin..but this never lasts as only the male bond will be permanent. Great! Homosexual Swinger Dolphins who are into polygamy...and who thought the ocean was boring!?

Anime

I was on funnyjunk today and I saw this:

Cartoons made into anime characters. 1, i absolutely cannot stand Anime. It is the crap of society with pointless and redundant story lines...to an extent. When I was young I watched the Pokemon series, the Dragonball series, and Yu-Gi-Oh series but as i grew older these grew old too, although the original season of Pokemon and of Dragonball will always hold a special place in my heart. Sorry Yu-Gi-Oh. Anyways, I hate anime...and with that I also hate Manga. Sorry to all of the Asian population out there but it sucks. Do something better with your life...like scooping elephant excrement at the zoo. At least in that way you would actually be contributing to a somewhat reasonable cause in society.

Welcome Friends!

This is my first day of bloggering. I guess my inspirations would be SxePhil and Youtube in general but the main reason I am doing this is that I have so much going through my head at once...So many images and scenes and words that sometimes it is hard to function as a true human being...but I manage. I believe I have so much in my head due to an Iron defiency! I guess it isnt the best thing in the world to have but once again, I manage.

So onto the about me section. I am an avid Interwebber. 4chan, funnyjunk, youtube, and countless other websites are my homes. I go there when I am bored but also on the holidays and when I need to feel loved...or just harass someone for no particular reason.